Profile PictureWill Hackett-Jones

Will Hackett-Jones moved from Suffolk, England to St. Petersburg, Russia in 2003 aged 23. He set up Cool English Magazine for learners of English. 2008 put paid to that. He then founded a translation company, Eclectic Translations, specialising in subtitling Russian films into English. 2022 finished that one off. In his third incarnation, he is a novelist, who accidentally wrote a children’s book. Don’t ask him how this happened, he has no idea linktr.ee/willhj

The Old Wooden House Audiobook - Bond Over a Snooze!

£8

Listen to a 4-minute free sample here for free no sleeping pills required.

Here's your chance to test-drive The Old Wooden House audiobook - a 4-minute excerpt recorded by yours truly (yes, I'm a trained voice actor, and yes, I did this in my home studio between diaper changes).

How to prepare:

Get cozy (sofa/blanket/rocking chair strongly advised)

Click the link above.

See if you make it to the end before your first yawn

Perfect for:

Parents whove read aloud everything except the vacuum manual

Kids who think 'sleep is boring'

P.S. If you doze off - that's not a bug, it's a feature.

Narrated by me, Will Hackett-Jones (a trained British voice actor), this 13-minute audiobook is your sleepy secret weapon. No plot, no excitement - just a dull, repetitive orchard tale to unite parents and kids in slumber.

Launched 28 June 2025!

- What You Get in the full book: A professionally produced 13-minute sedative in the form of an MP3

- Why It Works: Soothes restless anklebiters and exhausted grown-ups alike.

I want this!

A 13-minute audiobook that sends kids (and adults!) to sleep. Will, a trained British voice actor, delivers a calming, soothing, delightfully dull story. Share this snooze-fest with a fellow parent!

Size
40.4 MB
Duration
13 minutes
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