The Old Wooden House Audiobook - Bond Over a Snooze!
🎧 Audiobook That Outsources Bedtime to My Soothing Voice
Professional voice actor lulls kids to sleep so you don't have to
✅ Trained Voice: 22+ years narration experience
✅ Speed Control: Slower version available for stubborn cases
Proven Results:
> "My daughter was asleep by minute 8!" - Elvira, USA
> "Better than melatonin" - Michael, Germany
What You Get:
- 13-min MP3 (DRM-free)
- 6-month guarantee
Why Wait? NZ/UK parents bought 5 copies last week 👉 [Get Sleep Now]
💤 The Book So Boring, Kids Physically Can't Stay Awake
"Finally, parents win the bedtime war."
How to prepare:
Get cozy (sofa/blanket/rocking chair strongly advised)
Click the link above.
See if you make it to the end before your first yawn
Perfect for:
Parents who've read aloud everything except the vacuum manual.
Kids who think 'sleep is boring'.
P.S. If you doze off - that's not a bug, it's a feature.
The full book is also narrated by me, Will Hackett-Jones (a trained British voice actor). It's a 13-minute audiobook - your sleepy secret weapon. No plot, no excitement, just a dull, repetitive orchard tale to unite parents and kids in slumber.
A 13-minute audiobook that sends kids (and adults!) to sleep. Will, a trained British voice actor, delivers a calming, soothing, delightfully dull story. Share this snooze-fest with a fellow parent!