The Old Wooden House Audiobook - Bond Over a Snooze!

Listen to a 4-minute free sample here for free no sleeping pills required.

Here's your chance to test-drive The Old Wooden House audiobook - a 4-minute excerpt recorded by yours truly (yes, I'm a trained voice actor, and yes, I did this in my home studio between diaper changes).

How to prepare:

Get cozy (sofa/blanket/rocking chair strongly advised)

Click the link above.

See if you make it to the end before your first yawn

Perfect for:

Parents whove read aloud everything except the vacuum manual

Kids who think 'sleep is boring'

P.S. If you doze off - that's not a bug, it's a feature.

Narrated by me, Will Hackett-Jones (a trained British voice actor), this 13-minute audiobook is your sleepy secret weapon. No plot, no excitement - just a dull, repetitive orchard tale to unite parents and kids in slumber.

Launched 28 June 2025!

- What You Get in the full book: A professionally produced 13-minute sedative in the form of an MP3

- Why It Works: Soothes restless anklebiters and exhausted grown-ups alike.