Knockout BUNDLE: The Old Wooden House eBook & audiobook

📦 The "Knockout Bundle": eBook + Audiobook

Save 20% while saving 90 nightly minutes

🚀 How It Works:

1. Audiobook: My voice handles 80% of bedtimes

2. eBook: You take over when well-rested

3. Win: Reclaim 45 hours/year (yes, we calculated!). That's, like, SO many episodes of Rome or whatever.

Value Breakdown:

> eBook £3 + Audiobook £8 = £11

> Bundle £9 (Save 20%)

Parent Review:

"We rotate them - audiobook on weekdays, eBook weekends. Bedtime wars OVER." - Hugo, Swansea

✅ 6-month guarantee | 🎧 4-min free sample | 📚 Read or listen

## Why This Works

1. For stubborn kids: Audiobook’s monotone voice = parental vocal cords saved

2. For visual learners: eBook’s minimalist text = zero stimulation

3. For exhausted parents: 6-month guarantee = risk-free

## What’s Inside

- eBook: 32 pages of sleep-inducing prose (PDF/EPUB)

- Audiobook: 13-minute masterclass in boredom (MP3)

## Quick Stats

- ⏱️ Avg. time to sleep: 9 minutes (beta-test results)

- 📈 87% parents reorder for siblings

- 😴 Your future self will thank you at 2AM

Get the beautifully narrated sedative that is the MP3 audiobook, along with the PDF and ePUB eBooks in one delightfully dull bundle.

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